(Thankfully) the “relevant authorities” have granted approval for the (unofficial) annual Inverloch Comedy Festival to proceed.

To witness (from the skatepark area), the hysterically funny antics of drivers busting to park as close as possible to the entrance to Foodworks Supermarket proves that they have nothing but ‘clay between their ears’.

Reilly Street and the footy ground are between 10 and 25 yards away, but these moronic, impatient and arrogant cretins all pray to find a parking spot which is not two yards away from the Foodworks front entrance.

Go figure!

John Hennessy, Inverloch